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fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

your mom is a gold medalist in the bedroom olympics.

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

hahhaha, this one is just blatent...

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

your ma....ah nevermind. like you're never blatant!? eat it.

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

im a perfect angel guy... we need to hang out. Why dont you ever call me anymore... im a sad panda... your mom atleast is helping to fill that void.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

fewl! i'd NEVER call you! maybe i'll call katie though. so i can peg her with 'mallows.

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

aw shoot, she would hurt you BAD, lol

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

she looked at me with utter disgust when i did that. i felt like a kicked puppy, lol

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

hahahahhaha, yeah... ive gotten pretty used to that look... lol it happens quite a bit with me.

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