The best diet for me is the baby diet. I just eat a ton of babies. And only babies. Sometimes I'm rockin out on my Nintendo gamecube and I'm like "oh man snack time" I hit that pause button so quick and go to the fridge and get me a big baby. Then it's great to wash that baby down with some apple juice or water. Ah, that was refreshing. Back to game. UNPAUSE. Bewww bewww, kssshhhh bewwww. WIN GAME. All because I ate babies. Babies make me strong, ton's of calcium and vitamin C.