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chikvicious Nov 20, 2001

UGH i recivied a notice in the mail saying that I was personaly elected for the position is some company that sold Camping type stuff. It paid like $12.50 an hour so i was pretty happy. Well i get ...

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

"are you sure you don't want to reconsider our offer???" as they twitch and laugh uncontrollably while brandishing knives in each hand that could easily filet a side of beef so fast, before you could even say "bob's your uncle"

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