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Getting a Job

thefunkyfresh by thefunkyfresh · Nov 16, 2001 · Article · 241 views

It's happened to all of us at one point or another, and it's the same old story every time. What should I say? What are they thinking? Should I go for it? Could this be "the one?" Shoot, do they notice my gas? These questions race through your mind a mile a minute as you try to read the person's face. As the intensity rises, beads of sweat roll down your cheeks, you're throat chokes up, your hands get clammy, and your heart palpitates. No, you're not on a first date, you are on a job interview!

Statistics say that the average person will have about 8 jobs during his or her lifetime, and so this means that you will have to go through the dreadful job interview experience many times. Therefore, it is a smart idea to be prepared when embarking on a job interview, and there are many "do's" and "don'ts" you should be aware of:

  • Research the company and the position you are applying for, and know specifically what the task you will be performing entails so you can answer specific questions if they come up.
  • Bring several copies of your resume, that way if you are interviewed by more than one person, each person can have a copy.
  • Dress well. First appearance makes the biggest impression.
  • If the interviewer asks you if you have questions, never just say "no", have some simple questions prepared that relate directly to the specific task you will be performing.
  • Be prepared for killer questions like, "what is your greatest achievment?", "describe your ideal boss", and "where do you see yourself in 5 years?"
  • BE ON TIME! If you are late for an interview, your chances of getting the job are very low.
  • Don't walk in on your boss in the bathroom before the interview. (unbelievably, I actually did that when interviewing for my first job)
  • Be confident, but not to the point that you sound like you are showing off.
  • Never mention money on the initial interview, unless the interviewer brings it up. Instead, try to focus on the specifics of the job.

There are many other things you should beware of, and there are good sites online to help you find out the specifics of having a successful job interview. After talking to eZabel's own rock supastar about an interview he had yesterday, it was determined that it's easy to fall into the trap of flopping a job interview (Mike, you can elaborate if you wish), but fear not, here are a few good resources to help you out:

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25 Comments

magnum magnumOG 2001

And you know what if you know someone with a enough connections all you gotta do is show up for the interview. I like those jobs ;)

tpham tphamOG 2001

this news story is horrible .. ugh.. just another attempt at higher point rankings

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

MAN dude you are RUTHLESS!! in the words of ME you better chill urself before u kill urself! lol

iwz iwz

wow, dude, harsh. i was impressed, cause matt actually took some time on this one, and wrote a entertaining story on a very pertinent topic. nothing wrong with that! it's totally appropriate for this site, as there are quite a few of us looking for jobs right now. and he didn't just give links to stories, he actually posted a nice little list of things to watch out for. i, for one, liked your story matt!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

thank you ian. REDEMPTION!

tpham tphamOG 2001

sorry matt i was just jealous , i love you.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

i know you do ty. you are such a stud

tpham tphamOG 2001

NO ! you're a stud. i'm a wannabe.

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nine9starOG 2001

lol what r u 2 like arguing over who's the stud

u r both ultimate stud muffin ;-) lol

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

whaaaaaat??! i actually put EFFORT into this one! i did it because in one of my classes at school last week we were discussing resumes and job interviews, and i thought it would be good info for ezabelers to have. especially after mike's bad experience.

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

yea.. everyone, i TOTALLY failed at this interview i went to.... actually i never made it there.. i was late because i hate to take care of something at home, THEN i couldnt find the place, and i didnt know the name of the company, so all in all.. i dont know what they thought, but i guess they still want me, they scheduled me for another interview on monday!

katiedid katiedidFounder

Monday?...that's great!

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

i just read the title again and it reminded me of the offspring song....WHY DONT YOU GETTA JOB! good stuff!

deanh77 deanh77Founder

this story was good, don't listen to ty, he's full of lo mein.

A very common question that always gets asked is, "What is your weakness?" or something like that. It's so stupid. Every interview book tells you to say something that sounds like a weakness but is actually a strength. Like, "I'm a workaholic" It's so lame, cause the interviewer knows that your not gonna give a real weakness, unless you know nothing about interviewing. It's not like your gonna say, "I'm lazy, and I spend too much time on the internet"

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

hahaha, yeah. i forgot to put that up there. you could also state a weakness that you had, but how you improved on it. they also could ask, "what is your biggest failure?" so you could say something that you failed in, and how you improved upon it.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

also, everybody check out the last link, "actual experiences"... they're so funny

deanh77 deanh77Founder

yeah that was great. so funny. The person who threw up all over the desk and then continued like nothing happened. haha.

magnum magnumOG 2001

Asked who the lovely babe was, pointing to the picture on my desk. When I said it was my wife, he asked if she was home now and wanted my phone number. I called security.

HAHA... Wonder if he was a semi-retired stalker lookin for a new line of work.

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nine9starOG 2001

Interrupted to phone his therapist for advice on answering specific interview questions.

this one totally cracked me up - i mean COME ON

lol what a fruitloop

magnum magnumOG 2001

He should have had a earpiece and a mircrophone so his therapist could talk him through and the interviewer wouldnt know the difference

on a side note TheRapist brings up a funny sean connery celebrity jeopardy memory hehe

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

lol! TheRapists...

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chikviciousOG 2001

UGH i recivied a notice in the mail saying that I was personaly elected for the position is some company that sold Camping type stuff. It paid like $12.50 an hour so i was pretty happy. Well i get there they make me go on two interviews telling me that id be in the mkting dept. I kissed so much butt and dressed only to impress. Only to find out that it was a knife company! they wanted me to be a knife salesman! yes Cutco was behind the whole stinky operation. So i left 2nd group interziew saying that i felt uncomfortable walking into a strangers house with a weapon! Who know that camping goods meant fish and tackel knives! And the interviewer had the nerve to say in front of everyone that i probubly didn't have the "right stuff" for the job. What does that mean?! Has anyone ever gotton sucked into the "cutco cult" besides me and Ann?? BEWARE

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

"are you sure you don't want to reconsider our offer???" as they twitch and laugh uncontrollably while brandishing knives in each hand that could easily filet a side of beef so fast, before you could even say "bob's your uncle"

tpham tphamOG 2001

getting a life.. is what matters more

krod krodOG 2001

you matter more ;)

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