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malibu malibuOG 2001

so i am 50% irish. a trait only seen in my three sisters with red hair. most people cant tell that its the majority of my makeup. 25% italian (which expalins why i tan better than some of the full italians on here.ahem mike) and then 25% puerto rican. i give that part of the heritage homage to good dancing and a smooth tongue.

claim to fame? my great grandfather invented a contraption for the plane that makes it stay level when it flies. unfortunately to the fund the research for this project he had to sign away all his discoveries to the company that funded it so while the fam would have been billionaries, he just got a settlement check.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

airplanes? you lost me at the end of the first paragraph.

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

you lost ME at hello... helllooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo NURSE

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

Nurse was the best part of the Animaniacs. Her and Chicken Boo. And Rita and Runt.

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

make up ur mind... you are a Animaniacs **woman of the night**

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

s'funny how you censor youself BEFORE you hit submit. that's a good habit. weird tho.

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

this is the new eZabel censorship... get used to it, lol.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

i wish i could. d'oh!

iwz iwz

please, no offensive language. from any country.

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

compare arms NOW my friend... im TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN baby!!!!

malibu malibuOG 2001

you cant even spell tan. it only has one a dodo brain. and plus my pigmented skin is already darker than you before the summer starts so deal with it. im better.

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