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flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

which would you rather?

Have a tuba shoved up your butt for a week, or only be able to breathe underwater for 6 months?

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

can I breathe above water as well?

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

you can ONLY breathe under water and not above water. you have to hold your breath to leave the water. Plus your voice sounds like the fish from Pee Wee's Playhouse.

The Tuba thing might hurt like the dickens, but you can make really rad fart sounds whenever you want.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004

Can you only breathe for 6 months and then you die; or you can only breathe under water for that time as in a short lived superpower???

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

AWWWW I would love to be able to breathe underwater! i wanna be a mermaid!!!! lol

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