Which would YOU rather?
by If anyone can remember those old Snapple commercials where you were given two optional scenarios, and you had the pick the one you would rather have happen? This is an idea based on that. Wait, wait, for those of us who don't know what I'm talking about, let me give you an example.
Which would you rather:
Have vomit come out your nose, or have hot sauce come out your nose? Exploritory questions like, "could I stick bread up my nose to relieve the pain of the hot sauce?" and "just how hot is this hot sauce?" are just some of the things that could be asked.
In the end, there is no wrong answer, but according to a person's likes or dislikes they choose their fate.
It's fun.
RULES:
1) ALL COMMENTS TO THE ROOT SHOULD BE NEW SCENARIOS
2) ALL COMMENTS TO THESE SCENARIOS ARE EITHER EXPLORATORY QUESTIONS OR WHAT YOU SCENARIO YOU CHOOSE.
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okay, which would you rather...
take a dump in public, or eat a booger sandwhich
What would you do if your name was..... :-)
i don't understand anything you post. is it just me?
Sorry, I will endeavor to be more articulate in the future. It is not just you!
I have a bad habit thinking everone has a the same frame of reference.
I could be totally wrong but after reading, so, so many posts here they seem to be blending all together.
So what I was trying to reference was.. I was under the impression that, I thought your brother once said that you had 'this thing'.... Where he or you would say 'what would you do if you were named..[insert a particular name here]...' And the answer would be like 'taking a steaming deuce, in the middle of the street'
BUT since I hear cricket's, nobody understood, c'est la vie!
Bobby B. Grimes
i'd kinda like to take a dump in public. s'just something i've never done. as for eating a booger sammich--NEVER.
that could be a clinical tactic in getting over social anxiety disorder. after taking a crap in public, shoot, you can do ANYTHING!
which would you rather?
Have a skidmark/breathmint? Skidmint. Need I say more?
OR
Have a constantly melting, neverending icecream sandwich/mustache. Unsightly? Yes. Delicious? Yes. Sticky and wet in bed? Absolutely. Horribly so.
you decide.
i'll suck a skidmint. it'll go away after a lil while. the never ending ice cream mustache? what?!
icecream sandwich/mustache.
is everyone clear what sort of skidmark I mean? The kind in your underpants. Or in the bottom of a toilet
in england they call dirty pants -- skiddy knickers. i almost died.
lol, that's hilarious!
would you rather have pudding clogging up your nose or snot?
hmm.. I guess pudding. It wouldn't...solidify the same...
pudding. it'd smell good probably.
totally snot cuz pudding would make me wanna just swallow it. i could get rid of snot with lots of water but the pudding would prove difficult.
*faints*
dont tell me you wouldnt eat pudding if tons of it was stuck in ur nose. hahah. it ok. say you wouldnt. but i already know that ur lying.
Does this mean I no longer dawn the crown of virtue, am I no more worthy to sit atop the throne of chastity, have my days of condescending from my high horse been so swiftly cut short?
nah. you still got it.
What flavor is the pudding, is it my choice?
while pudding will begin to ferment and rot, snot only improves with age.
definitely snot.
would you rather:
Have a beautiful face, but unnaturalLY nasty stank breath
or
Have a nice body/perfect figure, but a herrendously ugly face that makes babies cry?
Oh no..I hate bad breath.
which would you rather:
Be married to the girl (or guy) of you dreams, but have no arms
or
Have both of your arms but be married to a miserable, ugly, wretch
who needs arms, really?
Man, this is hard... did we have arms when we met? Ah umm the first one =/
*Edit
But, I'd miss wrapping my arms around them and hugging them, being close to them or sneaking up behind them and poking them in the small of their back (chillz everytime =P ) I'm torn
i'd want the girl of my dreams and no arms. i'd have some cool prosthetic limbs and sweet, sweet lovin'.
is the woman angelina? can she get prostetic arms that LOOK like her real ones?
no i'm saying that YOU have no arms
hmm... ok, can i have surgery to have prostetic arms attached?
yeah but they can't be robotic, they can only be for show
wow i died laughing when i read this. hmm, girl of my dreams minus arms. she'd help me out
I'm saying no arms. Yeah it would suck, but I'd rather be happy with the one I love, and have a physical flaw, then be physically normal, yet miserable forever with someone.
i can dig this answer..
I'm wondering if lifelong celibacy is an option, i might go for that instead
Hahahaha......well, it's always an option, if the perfect girl doesn't come along. It's better, in my opinion, to wait 40 years (or longer) to find the perfect person for you, then to marry earlier just for the sake of getting married, or for other reasons.
That, unfortunately, seems to be an epidemic here......all too often have I seen that happen.
would u rather...
- be you
- be me
Would you rather be able to fly, but be bald, or have super sight and hearing, but be fat?
fly and be bald. duh.
Super sight yada yada 'cause you can always loose the weight.
fly and be bald, def. It's not a hard choice for me, I'm 1/2 way there.
fly and be bald. Chicks would get over you being bald, as soon as they found out you could fly. Who would be be impressed by good eyesight and hearing?
deft-mutes
valid point, but they would be impressed with any eyesight or hearing
i'm already fat, and, i dont mind bein bald...so i'd fly..but then again i'm afraid of heights
what if I'm already bald and fat, huh?
well look who's here!
FLY. didn't even have to finish reading it . I always choose fly. ha
would you rather fight three t-rexes or make out with naomi watts? girls choose wisely.
lol
Would I get in trouble for making out with a girl?
probably. can you take down three t-rexes with a camera tripod?
Real t-rexes or plastic?
let me check . . .
wow, this thread is over 2 years old. you guys are maniacs
Which would you rather?
Get dipped into molten rubber. Naked.
OR
Have your body covered in angry, but lazy hornets. Naked.
could i de-sting all the hornets beforehand?
every attempt to de-sting the hornets will result in a sting.
Struck by a bolt of lightning?
OR
Have to listen to the Lohan album..
i for one prefer the less painless feeling of 27,000 volts coursing through my veins..
daughter to father, daughter to faaatheeerrr...!
hahaha
Be at a concert and pee your pants because you don't want to miss anything?
OR
Go to the bathroom and find out the lead singer took the person saving your spot up on stage?
which would you rather?
Have a tuba shoved up your butt for a week, or only be able to breathe underwater for 6 months?
can I breathe above water as well?
you can ONLY breathe under water and not above water. you have to hold your breath to leave the water. Plus your voice sounds like the fish from Pee Wee's Playhouse.
The Tuba thing might hurt like the dickens, but you can make really rad fart sounds whenever you want.
Can you only breathe for 6 months and then you die; or you can only breathe under water for that time as in a short lived superpower???
AWWWW I would love to be able to breathe underwater! i wanna be a mermaid!!!! lol
A couple of people played this with me (by text) today and yesterday I thought this was a really good one...
Would you rather:
a) Swallow an earthworm
b) Eat a clump of compost
if I swallow the earthworm, can I at least chew him up, so he isn't squirming in my belly?
Just how much of the compost must I eat?
You may chew the compost clump only ; worm must be swallowed whole. I'll say a reasonably sized clump would be 4 tablespoons full.
still leaning towards the worm
Would you rather
1. Be married to an ugly bear
or
2. Be married to a supermodel...
Would You Rather
1. Wake up pantless/underwearless in front of your kingdom hall
or
2. Disappoint your father and mother to the point of tears.
thats a toughy
I'd rather disapoint my parents to tears..at least they can forgive me.
I'd definately be inclined to agree here...I'm thinkin' they would less likely recover from the shame of the bare bottom LOL
i've mooned people in front of the kingdom hall, never a...front moon though. that's in poor taste.
Ah hem!!!! Brian, I have absolutely NO desire to picture your moon...although it would have been all over CLASSIC, if Jehovah had sent a lightening bolt to strike your belligerent butt ha!
Does that mean you can go commando? because I know of people who do this...
seems that this would happen simultaneously, no?
I've already done the latter.....so doing it again wouldn't be as tough. Having to live down the fact that my southern parts were nude in front of Jehovah's house.....not a fantastic scenario for me. So, I'm going with the second one.
Would you rather :
1) Suck on a sweaty sock
2)Eat the toe jam and crud from between someones toes and from under their toe nails.
the sock. duh.
Would you rather.......
A.Live to 200
B. Live to 50, but you can read minds, in a non-demo way
i choose A.... yo it would be GREAT to live to be 200
option c-paradise. besides, it's only for Jehovah to know what's in our minds. this is too much power for an imperfect human.
play by the rules!
ha that's why i dont play this game
yeah, seriously, what's this additional option, lol, that's not allowed
yeah! What are you trying to pull here?
would you rather:
a)be born blind
b)go blind at age 12
ohhh, thats a good one...i think be born blind...that way you wouldn't know what you're missing out on. Ignorance is bliss
to someone born blind, how would you explain "white"?
hmm, perhaps not knowing wouldn't be so great. Your view of the world would really be narrow (obviously i didn't mean literal view...since it would be nonexistant). But, maybe it wouldn't exactly be narrow, just different....whose to say?
Well, your other senses would be enhanced, not because that naturally just happens when you're born blind, but because you learn to depend on them to see things.
As an alternative, you can have chemicals thrown on your face so you can become a blind super-hero.
and you'd be hot like ben
how about putting a cotton ball in their hand?
like in that movie the Mask. and he puts hot stuff in her hand and red flahses before her eyes?
i read this and thought, i dont remember Jim Carrey ever doing that
no, its this really old movie with cher and this boy has a really messed up face and he is a camp counselor for all these "special kids" and he falls in love with a girl his age who is blind and he wants to make her see so he does the above experiment and it works.
yeah i did see the movie, i just had a brain cramp
i got that too today from drinkin milk too fast.
ok, so i'm unoriginal sometimes
i'd definitely rather go blind at 12. those 12 years would be time spent establishing the world. almost like when you look at a room for a few seconds then turn out the lights. you have a vague idea where you're going. it's like that in a very broad sense.
got this one from a good friend:
Which would you rather:
a) have a face on the back of the head that always contradicted you
b) no matter how hard you tried, whenever you spoke, it would come out FULL VOLUME like you were yelling...and you worked as a librarian.
The second choice is my dad..only he isn't a librarian.
yo i already live with option B... its rough... i can't EVER be quiet!
thanks for the insight--everyone should use this insightful comment to help them judge which YOU would rather.
Would you rather.....
A: Be forced to grow your hair to your butt, and be banished for the duration of your life to a remote island, with absolutely no razors or hair altering tools available.(HERE COMES THE TWIST)This island is infested with human hair eating natives, who worship David Hasilhoff and have an extreme fear of all size 8 Nikes.
B: Grow an extra lip. (This lip will serve no practical purpose, it will not aid in your speech, or any other oral funtions. But it will glow in the dark and swell up to the size of your fist everyday @ 5:02pm)..And there just happens to be a circuis side show talent scout in the area, this job pays $88/hr.
ROFL! i think i'd take the extra lip, i'm sure i'd be a big hit at parties
yes, and with this added career oppurtunity as a curcius freak, you could make mondo cash
I would totally take the extra lip..I hate hair so much, except on my head. Are you sure this lip doesn't aid you in oral functions though?
uhhh..I'll tell ya when you're older...
I am older then I was when I wrote that comment by a few hours..but I meant kissing..nothing sin-worthy.
ok, yes, I believe you might be old enough now....Now, to answer your question, I'm going to ask you to imagine you were being kissed by a boy, with 3 lips. Would you enjoy this?...I'm gonna guess, no, lol, so, given the negative experience that would be had by the kiss-ee, this 3rd lip is NOT an oral advantage..Unless you're kissing a camel, who's lips are quite big, and you'd probably need an extra lip to keep up..
I shall reffer to you, from now on, as camel kisser...
thats such a cute name
yes, i agree...it's adorable....now we must think of a name for you...hmm
Hey..those big lips make for an excellent kissing experience.
yeah, it's risky business though cause sometimes they'll just up&bite ya in the middle of a make out session....like, you'll be getting into it, thinking everythings fine, & then, WHAM, ya got a camel gnawing on your face..
Yes, that can be quite distressing when it happens.
yeah, and you better hope you hadn't just had any general tso's chicken, and if you did, you better hope you brushed every trace of it from your mouth thoroughly, cause if it catches any hint of it, it's all over, they'll chew on you for hours...everybody knows how much camels like chinese food
They do! They really do. That's why there's so many chinese food places in NYC.
right, because of NYC high camel population
i was in a quandary over this, too
over what, how she connected chinese food being prevalent in NYC to camels liking it?
exactly
I thought it was quite self explanatory.
well, it seems that NY's rat infestation has been accompanied by a camel infestation too, they're running rampant over there. It hasn't made the news yet because Arnold Swarchzenager's running for candidacy is overshadowing it..
It's just like that huge aligators in the sewer thing. No one believed me then and no one believes me now!!
Would you rather be a women that was forced to wear a PAIR of depends and skirts the rest of her life?
Or a Man forced to gallop on a horse for 3 hours everyday...?
what exactly do you mean by PAIR!? two whole sets(two pairs) of depends? or 1 pair of depends--like a pair of pants.
one covering your buttocks.. the other over your face.. and it's always filled with poo
if I'm going to ride the horse, do I get a saddle? can I wear a cup? can I ride a camel instead of a horse sometimes? Ooo, and an elephant sometimes?
point is... it's constanting pain to the babymakers. alright.. no camels. no zebras. no giraffes. just clysdales.. that only gallop. the dont trot, walk, crawl ... occasionally jump... but really only capable of galloping. and a saddle made of sandpaper.
tai, I heard that your saddle might have iron spikes in it! Rusty ones!! And sometimes instead of a saddle of sandpaper, you have a saddle of ant heads. AND, I heard you like to ride in the nude.
you are absolutely right.. however replace... 'iron spikes' with 'little heads of kittens' and instead of ' and , i heard you like to ride in the nude' with ' and, i like to watch you ride in the nude'
lol, soooooooo funny! I was hoping you'd be able to work with that
sorry man. i could have done better.. but i'm under pressure and my ankle hurts.
that sounds good to me
i like riding horses
yes, but, look @ the question..It says would you rather be blah blah, or, a "man forced to ride a horse 3 hours a day"...so it goes beyond just riding the horse, you'd have to get transformed into a guy too..wait..lol...this might not be a negative thing to you either..don't you like wish you were a guy or something?..I think you're doing just fine as a girl, lol...& plus being a guy isn't all it's cracked up to be...
woohoo, i get to be a guy and ride horses all day! What a life!
why is it a PAIR of panties, but just ONE bra?
because pants were invented basically like sleeves. they pulled up one at a time on each legs.. and the modern day zipper was once a full zipper connecting the two sleeves.. all the way around. not until Robert Panteon invented the sown together version of the first pants.. ding ding
but why is it only one bra?
Well the word " BRA " came from the titaness Brazeon. Who Zeus fell in love with since she was well endowed. But She being a titaness wanted nothing to do with Zeus - since they titans and the olympians fought.. blah blah in the before time, the long long ago - anyway... Since Zeus is very jealous etc.. he punished the titaness Brazeon by disfiguring her and only giving her one bubby. ANd thus we today have ONE BRA and the other word derived from TITaness. thank you come again.
hmm...come again to where...because i didn't get any egg rolls out of this conversation.
haha, dude, you are the master of evading the answer to questions, I love it..ambiguity should be at the very least your middle name
who said anything about pants?
apparently i did , DIDN'T I. punk. ask yourself. is this your lucky day?
that would be so much funnier...correction, that would BE funny if you said it right.
would you rather eat nothing but fish sticks for the rest of your life, or wear nothing but 'n sync memorabilia for the rest of your life?
would you rather stand on the platform and give a talk naked, but get to wear clothes for the rest of the meeting...or sit through the whole meeting naked?
would you rather smell bad all the time, or yell out "I SMELL BAD ALL THE TIME" every five minutes?
HAHAHAHA!, so funny...i'd choose...
n'sync clothes...at least there's a ridiculous amount to choose from.
sit through the meeting naked...cuz at least you could draw your knees up and kind of hide..on stage everyone's staring directly at you.
and yell every five minutes...people would think you had tourets and feel bad for you...i'd rather that than have people gag around me.
Those were great scenarios. I am proud to call you my friend.
if it were a back school talk...i'd do it instead of sit through the whole meeting naked
i actually forgot about the back school because we don't have one anymore
yeah, ours just started up again....actually i have a talk back there next week....maybe i'll try this nekid thing out then....or not
Which would you rather? Be doomed to speak in iambic pentameter for the rest of your life, or wear underwear with elastic sandpaper waist bands?
will i always be forced to wear underwear? or when i wear kilts can i go commando ? ... and will my iambi pentameter be monotonic ?
if you aren't wearing the underwear, you must wear an all steel wool jock strap (I'd go with the underwear)
this is good for doing the pots and pans while taking a shower
no is the steel wool susceptible of falling apart and releasing jagged edges? and with the steel wool will i be allowed to always carry around a bottle of detergent , in case there is chaffing
oh, i wish i could speak in iambic pentameter for the rest of my life...that would be so cool!
Which would you rather?
A.Have this strange disease that makes you hilucinate and think your in a bathroom, especially when your in public and giving talks at the meetings.
B.Have every joke you ever tell fail miserably and end up offending every body all the time, kind of like i just did with option A
lol, I laughed so hard at this, I didn't know what to choose, can I take them both?
option A is what i live with every day.
ooohh, sorry man, is it because of the lyme disease?
the first choice reminded me of the Cowboy Bebop Mushroom Samba episode...probably not your source for inspiration, yet interestingly similar in a non-direct way.
i never heard of it, is it similar to my scenario?
sort of....they eat these mushrooms that are bad...and one of them hallucinates that they are swimming around in the toilet. And then another is going up the stairs but the stairs keep going. It's an anime...just kinda reminded me of your scenario for some reason
you watch cowboy bebop!? Do you watch any other anime?
cowboy bebop is the greatest anime ever! Not yet, but i have a friend who is planning on slowly introducing me to a bunch. He was the one who got me to watch cowboy bebop.
Jahanna, remember that? When we were in pa...and you were like "what is this garbage?"
haha, yea, thats cuz it WAS garbage! i was having more fun stealing daron's cds. :-D
I've had the greatest desire for a long time now to watch Cowboy Bebop..it's always on so late but I've heard only good things about it. Luke showed me the first episode of evangeleon the other day..neat stuff.
wait, its on tv??? what channel and time? and, yeah...its the best anime
It used to be on Adult Swim- Cartoon Network. I'm not sure if it is anymore. Of course the idea of downloading it just occured to me now..I'm slow. I've been watching Serial Experiements Lain..it's weird.
it still is on CN. but i forgot the time schedule. they should have it on the website.
looks like it's on at 1:30am on Cartoon Network. you need a tivo!
no tivo for you!!!!!
do I have to tell jokes, or could I avoid jokes all together?
yeah you have to tell jokes, and there is always an awkward silence followed by people shaking their head in disbelief and spitting on you
Would you rather sit in a chair in the middle of a busy street in NYC at midnight, or have hot BBQ sauce poured down your throat and chest? Or kick a cab in Times Square and run when the guy gets out?
hahah I know some guy crazy enough to do all three.. In ONE NIGHT, nonetheless!
ohh dont forget... this question : or would you rather... pull your pants down to your ankles and hobble across broadway...with a shirt on your head as a turban.
the third choice actually sounds a bit exciting
Would you rather always sneeze up and always blow out wasabi? or Throw up 3 times every night before sleep ...
sneeze...throwing up is the most horrendous feeling.
but have you had wasabi in your nose...? you dont want to trust me.. sniff some wasabi.. then come back with another answer
That is the worst!! Even the scent of it burns. Throwing up every night deffinetly.
i had some wasabi chex mix...it was nice. reminding me of dashboard.
its not fun, but it does make you feel a lot better afterwards...so all in all...its a good thing
yeah, wasabi up the nose would be worse.
anyone who knows me, knows for a fact i'm not bulimic, but i'd take throwing up any day. wasabi is atomic. i think throwing up is the most underated activity of the summer.
Would you rather be a world champion track and field star, but off the track and field you'd always have to wear snow shoes no matter what OR would you rather be a famous film and television star but never able to eat food again only drink water and a vitamin and no sex, ever .....?
is this actually even a choice? the first one...obviously.
look like matt or smell like a garbage dump and look like pizza the hut..
wait, I don't see any choices here. Either way, I would stink and I'd be ugly. No fair, write a new one!
Jahanna, this reminds me of the time we made up our scenario...(was it that day we were in the mall and you jumped on the bed to scare the kids? i think so)
anyway,
which would you rather, two eyes but only one eye socket, or to always smell like throw up?
Would you, in any way, be able to cover the smell of throw up..up?
nope, its always there no matter what you do
If you wore sunglasses would it cover up the fact that you had two eyes in one socket?
haha, you're thinking too much for a question that deserves that wonderful yellow highlight.
but, yes...i suppose it would...but you just happen to break every pair of sunglasses you get accidently
actually you are playing the game perfectly! :)
can i still blink both eyes.. and can i wink at all? like if a hott mamacita walks by.. can i wink?
no, because then you'd just be closing your eye...she wouldn't get it
well i'd have to go with smelling like throw up... because there are people out there with throw up fetishes.. and plus i smell like throw up already.. so i win
haha, thats what i was thinking too..i think we were in teh city though, w/ the PA guys. the time w/ the kids though was funny..cuz they were going nuts, and i just sat next to them and was like, hey guys whatcha doing? can i play?
that was also the day in teh mall when we were rolling the suitcase around and asked the lady which way was the delta terminal..hahaaha
no no, thats not what happened....they were playing on the beds in macy's and you come running as fast as you can go out of nowhere and crash onto the bed....thats how i remember it
Which would you rather? Be pulled under an esculator, or slide down a giant cheese grater neked?
what would i be wearing while being pulled under an escalator... and what can of chees grater are we talking about, a ron popeil special?
I was thinking something heavy duty, but not too fancy. More like a hand held. Imagine yourself sliding down a 1 mile version of one of these: http://www.cooking.com/products/shprodde.asp?SKU=112300
which part of my body would i be sliding down on? and would this being during a sun burn or when my skin is just nice and tan ?
face first, belly side down. This will be done at any time--your choice-tan or no tan, burn or no burn. But, due to the time of day that you'd be sliding down, you'd probably get burnt a little by the metal cheese grater itself.
hmm tough question... am i a hemophiliac? you know.. that thing where you blood doesn't clot..? and if my blood does clot... do i enjoy picking my scabs?
you tell me, are you and do you?
no my blood clots perfectly, i have an amazing set of hemogoblins.. and yes i do enjoy picking my scabs... it feels strangely appealing for some reason. so i guess my final answer is.......... i'd rather shoot myself in the face and get dragged under the escalator.
Would your entire body be pulled under the esculator..and if so will you die?
yes, your whole body would be pulled under, and no, you wouldn't die...you'd feel alot of pain though
So much pain that you would eventually pass out?
now this chese grater? Juts how giant is it?
Opie, see reply #17
ooh, so stylish i kind of am looking forward to sliding down it
haha you're sick man. get a job!
hahahahahahaha, ok
you guys have to see this one state skit, its a gameshow called "what would you rather?" and the choice the guy is given is "you can lick a cows butt, or... you can make out with your mom"
then when the guy reluctantly chooses the cows butt, the host is all "UGHGHH!!! THATS SO DISGUSTING!! WHAT A PERVERT!!" then they just keep it going
Would you rather be a GROWN MAN with big man boobs or a GROWN WOMAN with none.
i resent that remark.
A grown woman with none because there always is plastic sugery.
there is always breast reduction surgery for men, though
Would you rather have the body shape of a pear and a face that was square? or would you rather be an alcoholic who can only say the following three words : JEW, RACIST, CHICKEN .
would having a square face improve shaving, and shaving time? Less cuts, less blood on my meeting shirts, and less time spent??
well picture a box... not picture the box where your head is. and it's all flat... flat nose... flat lips..flat eyes....
If I was shaped like a pear, could I taste like one? Cause I'd probably be delicious.
Further, would I live in fear of people or animals trying to eat me?
animals would only eat you if you walked around naked. and remember you are too poor to have money
you would be able to eat yourself but only if your plane crashed in the ANDES and you have been without food for 4 weeks and there were no goats..
hahaha no one will ever find this! i have taken over this thread! along with matt kelly's orange shorts!
you're a dead man, mr. dan hill
wow, i made this a long time ago...i guess, eventually, we found it