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ilikebirds Feb 16, 2005

Would You Rather 1. Wake up pantless/underwearless in front of your kingdom hall or 2. Disappoint your father and mother to the point of tears.

ekulu ekuluOG 2002

seems that this would happen simultaneously, no?

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