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flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

Which would you rather?

Get dipped into molten rubber. Naked.

OR

Have your body covered in angry, but lazy hornets. Naked.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

could i de-sting all the hornets beforehand?

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

every attempt to de-sting the hornets will result in a sting.

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