A couple of people played this with me (by text) today and yesterday I thought this was a really good one... Would you rather: a) Swallow an earthworm b) Eat a clump of compost

if I swallow the earthworm, can I at least chew him up, so he isn't squirming in my belly? Just how much of the compost must I eat?

You may chew the compost clump i[only]i ; worm must be swallowed whole. I'll say a reasonably sized clump would be 4 tablespoons full.