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fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

would you rather fight three t-rexes or make out with naomi watts? girls choose wisely.

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

lol

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Would I get in trouble for making out with a girl?

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

probably. can you take down three t-rexes with a camera tripod?

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Real t-rexes or plastic?

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

let me check . . .

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

hmmm, how about 2 t-rex's and one naomi watts??

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

you'd LEVEL naomi watts.

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