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web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001

Would you rather be able to fly, but be bald, or have super sight and hearing, but be fat?

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

fly and be bald. duh.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004

Super sight yada yada 'cause you can always loose the weight.

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

fly and be bald, def. It's not a hard choice for me, I'm 1/2 way there.

coreyfeldman coreyfeldmanOG 2003

fly and be bald. Chicks would get over you being bald, as soon as they found out you could fly. Who would be be impressed by good eyesight and hearing?

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

deft-mutes

coreyfeldman coreyfeldmanOG 2003

valid point, but they would be impressed with any eyesight or hearing

ekulu ekuluOG 2002

i'm already fat, and, i dont mind bein bald...so i'd fly..but then again i'm afraid of heights

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jollycandymanOG 2001

what if I'm already bald and fat, huh?

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

well look who's here!

reaf reafOG 2002

FLY. didn't even have to finish reading it . I always choose fly. ha

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