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thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

which would you rather:

Be married to the girl (or guy) of you dreams, but have no arms

or

Have both of your arms but be married to a miserable, ugly, wretch

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

who needs arms, really?

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004

Man, this is hard... did we have arms when we met? Ah umm the first one =/

*Edit

But, I'd miss wrapping my arms around them and hugging them, being close to them or sneaking up behind them and poking them in the small of their back (chillz everytime =P ) I'm torn

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

i'd want the girl of my dreams and no arms. i'd have some cool prosthetic limbs and sweet, sweet lovin'.

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

is the woman angelina? can she get prostetic arms that LOOK like her real ones?

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

no i'm saying that YOU have no arms

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

hmm... ok, can i have surgery to have prostetic arms attached?

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

yeah but they can't be robotic, they can only be for show

ekulu ekuluOG 2002

wow i died laughing when i read this. hmm, girl of my dreams minus arms. she'd help me out

specialk specialkOG 2003

I'm saying no arms. Yeah it would suck, but I'd rather be happy with the one I love, and have a physical flaw, then be physically normal, yet miserable forever with someone.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

i can dig this answer..

I'm wondering if lifelong celibacy is an option, i might go for that instead

specialk specialkOG 2003

Hahahaha......well, it's always an option, if the perfect girl doesn't come along. It's better, in my opinion, to wait 40 years (or longer) to find the perfect person for you, then to marry earlier just for the sake of getting married, or for other reasons.
That, unfortunately, seems to be an epidemic here......all too often have I seen that happen.

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