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superhero Jan 10, 2006

i'm gonna tell you right now, carbs are evil. don't pretend. i lie to myself sometimes, but the days that i eat only salads and meat and veggies, i feel a ton better. also, start reading labels!...

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

nah those lean pockets taste like CRAP! i just eat like crap and then say to myself... self... what Macgyver episode will you watch next....

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