a ninja with glasses, a bad haircut, and a wife? no way, bro. leave the ninja garb at home.
lol @ comments from Pat and Brian.
lol @ ian for good measure.
oh snap.
I HAVE A BAD HAIRCUT?!
maybe 3 out of the maybe 4 or so i've met you . . . your hair was a hair above normal. just a hair.
also ninjas who need glasses probably drink an ancient cure-all for super-sight or whatever. orrrrr they get sweet red contacts so they can see well AND strike fear into the hearts of their enemies.
lol