Funny Jack Bauer Facts
-You can lead a horse to water. Jack Bauer can make him drink.
-If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
-The reason why terrorists attacked New York City was because Jack Bauer was in LA.
-If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.
-Deaf people listen to Jack Bauer.
-Colin Farrell smokes a pack of cigarettes a day. Jack Bauer smokes a pack of terrorists anytime he freaking feels like it.
-Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Kiefer Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.
-Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
-Osama Bin Laden's recent proposal for truce is a direct result of him finding out that Jack Bauer is, in fact, still alive.
-1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
-Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.
-Jack Bauer cannot stick his elbow in his ear, but he can stick your elbow in your ear.
-Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.
-Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
-If Jack and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Jack would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out.
-If Jack Bauer was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.
-The quickest way to a man's heart is through Jack Bauer's gun.
-Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.
-When Google can't find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help.
-People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer.
-When you open a can of whoop-@$$, Jack Bauer jumps out.
-When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer.
-Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.
i thought some of these were really funny. it's crazy, the crap we find on the 'net sometimes. *shakes head*
this is SOOOO funny and SOOOO true.
i love when i meet someone else who loves the show, it's like "dude we are totally all about intense living from our couches"
HAHAHA! this was great! i love jack. the first one was my favorite: You can lead a horse to water. Jack Bauer can make him drink. so funny. hahha
i was trying to read these outloud to austin, and barely could say some of them cuz i was laughing too hard. haha
I love 24, but I didn't love the list. *shrug*
I laughed a bit at a few.