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tpham Dec 5, 2001

what a gay story. men are better at everything.. geez

tpham Dec 5, 2001

the only thing a woman can have that a man doesn't.. is body karate a body so nice it's like a kung fu kick to the head body karate

magnum Dec 5, 2001

What in the world are you talkin about?!?

tpham Dec 5, 2001

i'm talking about BODY KARATE

magnum magnumOG 2001

Do you teach it?

iwz iwz

body karate can not be taught, only inborn, or sought after in a life long, yet worthless, endeavor.

magnum magnumOG 2001

Is body karate the form where you through yourself at cars driving on the highway?

tpham tphamOG 2001

no no no , a womans body can only be body karate.. so hott that it knocks you out like a chop to the neck

magnum magnumOG 2001

Ahhhhh now i got ya! Haha thats sweet.

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nine9starOG 2001

i believe u meant throw oh great one ;-)

magnum magnumOG 2001

Thankyou lil miss spellin bee champ!

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nine9starOG 2001

you are quite welcome sir

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