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juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

I like Salma Hayek's comment on Leno the other day

her diet secret is to eat

she said somethin like "If I don't eat, I get *mean*. i may be a little bigger, but i'm nice. some of these skinny girls you talk to them and they can't even hear you because they have no nutrition!!"

reaf reafOG 2002

hahaahah they cant hear you cause they have no nutrition, that is fabulous

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

so my hearing is directly related to my eating habits.

no wonder i'm deaf..

all i eat are pringles and sausages ... and the occasional pie

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

AHHHHHHH, this is so funnnnyyyy. I love the Hork.

malibu malibuOG 2001

oh my goodness i wanna wear the dress she wore everyday. it was so gorgeous and she looked stunning in it. just a gorgeous color.

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