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juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

I like Salma Hayek's comment on Leno the other day

her diet secret is to eat

she said somethin like "If I don't eat, I get *mean*. i may be a little bigger, but i'm nice. some of these skinny girls you talk to them and they can't even hear you because they have no nutrition!!"

reaf reafOG 2002 ·

hahaahah they cant hear you cause they have no nutrition, that is fabulous

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

so my hearing is directly related to my eating habits.

no wonder i'm deaf..

all i eat are pringles and sausages ... and the occasional pie

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

AHHHHHHH, this is so funnnnyyyy. I love the Hork.

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

oh my goodness i wanna wear the dress she wore everyday. it was so gorgeous and she looked stunning in it. just a gorgeous color.

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