Skip to main content
0 online
tesoro Mar 21, 2006

i don't get this, and why it would be funny. :-/

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

um, just come up with completely useless/harmful combinations of items. Now-a-days "all in one's" are all the rage. Make some of your own! :)

For example, Imagine you NEED to use your emergency brake, but it also happens to double as an electric eel! Oh NOsssss!

Or, maybe you have a temperature. Or want to give yourself a temperature. A fire poker / rectal thermometer would be the perfect instrument!

(I can't believe I am explaining this, hahah)

Welcome Back to eZabel

It's been a while. Here's what's new.

eZabel Lore

A complete history of our community — stats, Hall of Fame, legendary threads, and more.

View the Lore →

Everything Preserved

All 225,969 pieces of content from 2000–2014 are here — forums, messages, journals, photos, polls, and events.

💎

Gems

Spot something you love — a legendary comment, a classic thread, a great photo? Log in and click the diamond icon to mark it as a Gem. Add a note about why it's special. The best stuff surfaces on the Gems page.