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flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

which would you rather?

Have a skidmark/breathmint? Skidmint. Need I say more?

OR

Have a constantly melting, neverending icecream sandwich/mustache. Unsightly? Yes. Delicious? Yes. Sticky and wet in bed? Absolutely. Horribly so.

you decide.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

i'll suck a skidmint. it'll go away after a lil while. the never ending ice cream mustache? what?!

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

icecream sandwich/mustache.

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

is everyone clear what sort of skidmark I mean? The kind in your underpants. Or in the bottom of a toilet

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

in england they call dirty pants -- skiddy knickers. i almost died.

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

lol, that's hilarious!

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