would you rather have pudding clogging up your nose or snot?

totally snot cuz pudding would make me wanna just swallow it. i could get rid of snot with lots of water but the pudding would prove difficult.

*faints*

Does this mean I no longer dawn the crown of virtue, am I no more worthy to sit atop the throne of chastity, have my days of condescending from my high horse been so swiftly cut short?