Don't name it 'Duncan.' Apparently, it means "Dog who barks a lot and refuses to use the bathroom anywhere but in his cage, except on the rare occasion he DOES go outside, but then proceeds to ...

But I like that name, Consuelo.

I like it too....I was just giving her a heads up on what it means....at least for my retarded puppy. Love him, but he's a poop factory.