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malibu May 1, 2006

i do not think this is funny at all. it's a sad situation and the fact that you mock it, is something i do not understand. but it is true.

iwz May 1, 2006

"q[I can't stress enough how this is sarcasm...]q"

malibu May 1, 2006

no. no. ian . no. no. lies. lies. all lies.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

half and half

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003 ·

i prefer straight milk in my coffee

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

yup. whole milk. all the way.

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dgiaimoOG 2003 ·

I prefer my coffee black with Splenda for sweetening

superhero superheroOG 2004 ·

i use non-dairy creamer, for obvious reasons.

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dgiaimoOG 2003 ·

Don't like your intestines exploding, huh?

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

no. i think it's because sometimes he gets a bit nasaly

superhero superheroOG 2004 ·

i hate you

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

Sooo beat me to it, Julie!

englandkid englandkidOG 2003 ·

actually its because he gets cranky

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

i heard you get very cranky too. must run in the family. same with those foofy names.

superhero superheroOG 2004 ·

yo muffy gets mad cranky! like an old man who's had too much water!

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003 · superhero

or like a woman who has gotten ice in her water...

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