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malibu May 1, 2006

i do not think this is funny at all. it's a sad situation and the fact that you mock it, is something i do not understand. but it is true.

iwz May 1, 2006

"q[I can't stress enough how this is sarcasm...]q"

malibu May 1, 2006

no. no. ian . no. no. lies. lies. all lies.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

half and half

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

i prefer straight milk in my coffee

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

yup. whole milk. all the way.

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dgiaimoOG 2003

I prefer my coffee black with Splenda for sweetening

superhero superheroOG 2004

i use non-dairy creamer, for obvious reasons.

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dgiaimoOG 2003

Don't like your intestines exploding, huh?

malibu malibuOG 2001

no. i think it's because sometimes he gets a bit nasaly

superhero superheroOG 2004

i hate you

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Sooo beat me to it, Julie!

englandkid englandkidOG 2003

actually its because he gets cranky

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

i heard you get very cranky too. must run in the family. same with those foofy names.

superhero superheroOG 2004

yo muffy gets mad cranky! like an old man who's had too much water!

or like a woman who has gotten ice in her water...

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