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new 24 tonight! score!
every time i meet a jack bauer fan, it's like having an instant friend

last week i was wondering to myself, when Chloe tazered that guy, "how is she getting online?" I found that odd. We have wireless data cards at my job, and they're totally slow. Yet we sell a ton of them. But she was on a fast connection, and if there was wi-fi, it was totally unencrypyted packets.

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she probably just hacked the hotel's wireless. it was probably a static WEP key... easy!

haha.. i'm saying that like she actually had to do it. i think it's funny how jack's always like "we have to land this plane!!" or something like that and the other person's like "we can't! there's not enough runway!!" and he's like "JUST DO IT!!!! NOW!!!!" and they're like "okay!!"

happens every week

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