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ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

I'd buy 2 cupcakes...

... next time kid shows up.. shoot him with one cupcake.. when he's dead.. plant him with the other cupcake.

And when I say " cupcakes " i mean " guns"

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monsterEst. 2006

I've read this like three times, It gets me EVERY time!! LOL

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