Lets Get Him : PART 2!
I figured this would be a funny follow up to Funkys tale fighting crime in the ghettos of H-Town.
So last night, im sitting, minding my OWN business, playing video games. It was around 1 30, maybe a little later. So im sitting in my computer chair, with my headphones on... when i feel the floor shaking. Usually when it does that, its my cat jumping off the railing of the deck of my apt... but my cat was asleep on the couch... So as i look around, pull my headphones off, i feel the deck shake again... so i look out my window... and stare at this kid... face to face outside the sliding glass door.
AT first im like, no way.. im getting robbed. So i grab some shorts and a shirt. lean out the window and go... um... what the heck dude, lol not even LOUD. and he FREAKS out... him and these 2 other kids start to run, but they are drunk or high or maybe a little bit of both. The one on my deck jumps, (im on the second story and pretty high up so it was a far drop) hits the stairs, busts himself up on the railing and starts to run. I throw my shirt on and run down the stairs hoping to catch them as they rounded the building. They went into the woods and i didnt have shoes on, so i doubled back to see if the one kid that hit the stairs was still on the ground, but he had ran off around the other building.
By this point my downstairs neighbor was up and freaking out, thinking that it was some guys over my place for a party hahah. So she calls the cops and I had to walk around my building with this cop showing him where the kid landed (he dropped some green leafy filled baggy which the cop took, lol) and where he ran too.
The best part about the whole story is... my apt is on the corner of the building, so i could see MAYBE if ytou were drunk enough thinking, well i bet i can climb up onto that deck... BUT.. i mean, my LIGHT was on, he SAW my shadow ON the window when i got up, i had MUSIC playing... i dunno hes lucky that im not the type of guy to just go nuts. I know some people that wouldda just opened the door and chucked him over the edge, lol.
Anyways, so thats the story, I didnt get to bed till like 4 30... im sooooo tired now.
** UPDATE **
Only bad part about this is that they got into my car too... nothing really bad except they took our meeting bag.... but im counting ALL the literature this month for placements... lol.
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God, does it seem like kids today are getting dumber every year? What morons!
1:30+, sans shirt and shorts, headphones on, eerie glow of computer screen... posing for AK (g for those in Lit, Awake for others....) shot on misuse of the internet... PRICELESS! j/k
"AK" - Ann Klein?
It is this monthly periodical. It is *NEW* and *IMPROVED* for 2006! More power and uses less fuel than last years model! :-p -It even has a quiz just like Cosmo, but only totally different. You should really check it out!
so is it a magazine or a car? im a bit confused...sorry.
he's talking about the Awake guys
Ahh, he added the caveat of the abbreviation being "G", and that would've been more understandable.
What???
haha, guys he's saying mike sitting at his computer at 1:30am is a perfect picture for an awake mag
haha what a bunch of stupid morons... pretty funny though
so you actually saw the kids?
kinda, but not that good of a view of them.
yep. I'm definitely one of those people. That kid wouldn't be happy today.
hahaha i'm the same...i woulda just charged and chased the kid....letting loose on the latin temper! lol
lol the kid was so gone he wouldnt even remembered why he was sore, lol. I think he hurt himself enough just getting off the deck...
hahaha so he jumped off the deck?
Mike, why didn't you just jump off the deck and chase them... it would be such a great "Jack Bauer" move...
i would have killed them if i was jack bauer...
i can just picture, gun to the head
WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR!?!?!
Then he preceeds to shoot him in the leg and after dialing the phone says: "Chloe, Im going to send you a picture of the guy, let me know everything about him!!"
they broke into your car??? and took your meeting bag????
whaaaaat
Were there also Frosted Flakes on your windshield?? whaaat
lol and wrote ghey on the car window...
I think it was Ian ordering a revenge hit for the cornflakes episode..
ok... so the police said i could stop by and they can finger print my car and look at the "damage" ie pictures of boobs and GHEY written on the back window.
The only thing im concerned with is my meeting bag... but.. i dunno... ugg, i guess im going to padlock my car from now on...
did you lock your car?
you're still in contact with the cops?
It must've been someone who knew you then, right? Why would they pick your car out of that entire parking lot and how would they know your apartment as well? That's kinda scary, dude.
its probably all in fun....and def someone you knew...like web-toed said.
i dunno...
but i do have to say, if i do find out who it is, lol you dont wanna open this can of worms with me. I can stay up later and im VERY VERY immature... lol
you can stay up later??? OMG YOUUUU TELL EM SPORTO!!!! HAHAHA *LAME*
I didn't mean it was someone trying to be funny - I think maybe it's students from the college that don't like Mike, for some reason. They could've seen him getting in and out of his car, known his last name and googled his address. If you're going to be working in a public place with students, Mikey, get an unlisted number and address. If the kids were drunk or high, or whatever, they did benign stuff this time, but you never know what might happen if Katie's home alone one night.
wait, mike got a new job?
had to be someone you know if they drew boobs and wrote ghey! :P
lol
this is SO bizarre.
I'd have to agree with g.s.f.... There are few things that compare to the satisfaction of catching someone in the act and taking them down. ; ) How old were they?
From the line of a movie: "I wouldn't care if he stole my radio and I caught him stealing it, I mean it would have been worth it if I caught him doing it...".... Mike, I would have taken that painball gun with the pink paintballs and fired it at them... hold on wait, I think Im mixing up stories here....
So..what was this leafy green packet that these "robbers" dropped, Mike?
Oregano, prolly. Most likely.
hahah counting the literature as placements, hahaha..
i would have been one of those that pushed them over the edge definatly..
How old were they?
I'd buy 2 cupcakes...
... next time kid shows up.. shoot him with one cupcake.. when he's dead.. plant him with the other cupcake.
And when I say " cupcakes " i mean " guns"
I've read this like three times, It gets me EVERY time!! LOL
hmmm...This sounds fabricated just to try and top Funky's story. LOL!
I would have filled up a bucket of water and tossed it on those kids.
so pat... what were YOU doing that night?
I was asleep all night...
Hahaha like "H-town" has a ghetto...*sigh of satisfaction
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