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ok4now Feb 9, 2003

this reminds me of an snl sketch when james bond shows up at the bad guy's secret lair while its under construction. the laser's not done, the shark-infested tank is empty (sharks on back order), etc.

magnum magnumOG 2001

haha that sounds like good stuff

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