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forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

I'm starting the Master Cleanse today and doing it through until the 8th. This should be interesting.

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001

What does that involve?

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

so far i've had 32 oz of warm salt water to start. for the rest of the time, i'll have this mixture: 2 tbsp lemon or lime juice (about a half lemon or lime), 2 tbsp pur grade B maple syrup, 1/10 tsp cayenne pepper (red) or to taste, and 12 oz of purified water (very warm). and that's it! you can double the recipe and drink it all day long, but that's all. i'm doing it for 12 days, but supposedly you can do it for up to 40 (i think that's just crazy). 10-14 days is doable for me.

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monsterEst. 2006

Oh, I have done that, all I can say is OM. You will be amazed, and horrified. But I don't want to give away the ending.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

how long did you do it for?

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monsterEst. 2006

two weeks IIRC, was a couple years ago

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monsterEst. 2006

Important thing is to ween yourself back onto solids, cuz your system will NOT be ready for complex stuff

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

what worked for you coming back onto solid food?

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monsterEst. 2006

bannana, rice.. think baby food for adults. :-)

hahah okay thanks

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dgiaimoOG 2003

Interesting. What is this supposed to do for you?

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

>> dissolve and eliminate toxins and congestion in any part of your body
>> cleanse kidneys and digestive system
>> purify glands and cells
>> eliminate unusable waste and hardened material in the joints and muscles
>> help build a healthy blood stream
>> help relieve pressure and irritation in nerves, arteries, and blood vessels

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dgiaimoOG 2003

Really? I've heard about these cleansing things before, but was never really sure what to make of them. They seem like they could work, but it also seems like you could lose a lot of muscle mass in the process. Especially if you're exercising at the same time. Have you done this before? Are there any guidelines as to what types of activity your supposed to do, and/or stay away from?

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

that was a risk i anticipated because i don't have a lot of muscle mass. there are whole books on what to do/not to do during the cleanse. personally, i'm going to cut back on excercise because i figure i might be running low on energy.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

is it just a pure cleanse and no food?

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

yes maam.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

does it fill you?

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

not me :( i need to be able to bite into something. but i'm gonna tough it out as long as i can.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

two words. anal mucus.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

those two words are best left unsaid

malibu malibuOG 2001

hahaha iwll this really happen? cuz next sunday if ur jeans have stains while we're bowling.................

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

i wanted to do this, but i can't go more than a few hours without food

i have been eating low-calorie the past week and drinking TONS of water and i feel weak and dizzy by dinnertime, heh

plus i definitely do not want to lose muscle mass

however I added the cayenne pepper/lemon water mixture just as a drink between meals because it does make you feel full

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

last night i went home and totally crashed. i'm not sure i should be doing this in the summer since our apartment is pretty hot. jewy and i have been doing it together, but she has recital this week so it also might not be a good idea for her. i think i'm going to stop and start again closer to the wedding. it just doesn't seem smart to keep going right now.

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monsterEst. 2006

It does get easier... first couple of days are hard, no matter when you start.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

yea i figured that. i just didn't expect to feel so weak.

beachbum beachbumOG 2002

let me know how this works. i've been feeling cruddy lately and i think i need a good detox. although, i don't even know if i'd last a day w/o food. i may need to modify this

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

i only did it for two days this time around. i'm sure i could go longer, but i decided against it. it did work in just those two days though.

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001

How did it work? Do you feel better?

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

it worked well! and i feel grrrrreat!

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001

Specifically, though, what's better? Your tummy? General energy?

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

tummy yes. general energy yes. less soreness/tightness of muscles all over.

beachbum beachbumOG 2002

and you didn't eat anything at all?

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

nada.

beachbum beachbumOG 2002

were you too exhausted to function?

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

during the day no but at night i totally crashed.

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