todd... ill rip it up with you... im a better dancer then any girl you could ever bring. true story.
lol for reals... dont think about it... ask any girl... all of them need to realize its just going to a wedding... and so do the people in your hall.. if they dont.. well then they are jumping to conclusions... i mean, unless you start making out with the girl on the dance floor then MAYBE they MIGHT think something... maybe...i think... sorta.... kinda
hahaha. Well, fortunately, as "enticing" as it sounds to have you come instead of the other women (note I didn't say "instead of a woman"), I think I will stick to one of my previously mentioned 4. What if I danced your pants off? That's like ipecac, and my sister's wedding would be a puke-fest! Now the ladies don't wear pants, they wear dresses/skirts. And no one has ever heard of someone dancing their dresses/skirts off. Maybe their butts off. That would stink. Probably literally, but even if not literally, who wants a girl w/o a butt? Seriously?
/Ramble off