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superhero Jul 18, 2006

ok so i'm a mets fan and all, but i was at the gym last night and i was REALLY enjoying the yankee game - i caught myself in the mirror with an extremely interested look on my face ...

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

The only way you can REALLY enjoy a yankee game is when they lose... since they didnt lose, how could you enjoy it??

Well, the only parts of the game that were enjoyable in a yankee win if you were watching it are:

1) Their $21,000,000 3rd baseman making 3 errors in the game

2) Their $21,000,000 3rd baseman getting taken out for a defense replacement because he made 3 errors in a game

3) Their $21,000,000 3rd baseman striking out with the bases loaded

If you are a true Mets fan, these should be the only times you could actually say you enjoyed watching the yankee game last night.

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

so much animosity. You need a woman my friend...

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