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malibu malibuOG 2001

everybody check the event page for info about coming tango dancing on friday night. do it.

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

a few questions, since I can't seem to get beyond the initial calendar: Most importantly, will there be hotties? Also, does it cost money? Where is it at? Who is doing this--only witnesses, or anyone?

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

all very good concerns, but the girl factor is critical. it's best for the party promoter to make the ratio two girls for every boy. we don't want to be doing the forbidden sausage tango.

malibu malibuOG 2001

its only better like that for you guys. but there there are 2x the number of girls that are unable to dance. mad ghey.

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dgiaimoOG 2003

Not true. It is perfectly acceptable for two girls to dance together, but for guys it is totally, completely, 100% ghey.

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