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ilikebirds Jul 27, 2006

AHHHH MARRiAGE Silly people and their silly marriages end in silly divorces. Serioues people and their serious marriages end in serioues divorces. That absolutely makes no sense

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

it totally makes sense, dude - you need a perfect mix of silly and serious, stir it up, and you have a good marriage

haha

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

noo marriage only works when you really want to have sexual relations and the person you want to have it with is the cutest of all their friends...

thats the KEY to marriage.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

genius

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

I know. I'm amazing.

I also find that... once you slightly feel pressure to get married yet there is no-one perfect for you - SETTLING is the best option. Definately settle.

yea..

See Marriage is a door with many Keys.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

marriage is a door that looks smaller and smaller all the time. and i aint alice. and this aint wonderland.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

you're late
you're late

for a very important date

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

i'm always right on time

reaf reafOG 2002

chA-rue

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

Yea...
my marriage situation is goign to be

Silly people in a serious marriage
ends in super awesome good times.
That is until she talks back to me... and doesn't buy me fruit snacks everytime she goes shopping.

i mean seriously

reaf reafOG 2002

LOL
Ah I cant tell you how many fruit snacks i bought over the past three years.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

seriously.. fruit snacks are the key to a successful marriage.

anything ever goes wrong.. or someone is upset.. just show up neked with fruitsnacks.

you just can't be angry anymore after that

reaf reafOG 2002

My grandma always said the way to a mans heart is through his stomach.

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