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forrestina Aug 9, 2006

this page seems to load way faster for me.

iwz iwz

the more comments on a page, the slower it gets. :/

i'm trying to come up with a way to make it fast no matter what

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

wouldn't it be solved if the musings automatically separated into pages, of like 100-200 musings each?

Lol i talk as if i know how tha'ts done

iwz iwz

yes! that would help a lot actually. i should probably implement that first.

but it would still be slow if there were some long threads. and, overall, it would still be slower than i'd like because it's not fixing the real problem.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

Ok picture this..

You're playing a new gameboy game.. and you're the hero..
the objective is to make musings go faster...
but the evil ruby rails is stopping you..
You must DO it!

beat the ruby rails!

and
left right b a select start is a code for more beer.

do it!

iwz iwz

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