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mandie mandieOG 2001 ·

socal, i thought of you yesterday! i was getting my hair done and there was a midget girl doing manicures. She was cross eyed too, i couldn't tell if she caught me staring or not...

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

OMG i would've walked right out of the salon! lol

*that made me crack up that you didnt know if she noticed you staring. LOL

mandie mandieOG 2001 ·

can cross eyed people see straight? because if they cant, she's in the wrong line of business...

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

hmmm, maybe if she has one good eye she can...lol

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

sorry to just bust in, but WHAT?! a midget manicurist?! having those small hands all over my big hands--no way. i'd just lose it half way through and run out the door screaming, "I'M SORRY, I CAN'T TAKE IT!" i'd imagine she'd be doing pedicures. my apologies to any lurking ezabel midgets.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

sorry to just bust in, but WHAT?! a midget manicurist?! having those small hands all over my big hands--no way. i'd just lose it half way through and run out the door screaming, "I'M SORRY, I CAN'T TAKE IT!" i'd imagine she'd be doing pedicures. my apologies to any lurking ezabel midgets.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

D'OH!

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monsterEst. 2006 ·

I have read this three times... every time I just uncontrollably bust out with laughter. :D

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

i know, me too

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