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mandie mandieOG 2001

socal, i thought of you yesterday! i was getting my hair done and there was a midget girl doing manicures. She was cross eyed too, i couldn't tell if she caught me staring or not...

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

OMG i would've walked right out of the salon! lol

*that made me crack up that you didnt know if she noticed you staring. LOL

mandie mandieOG 2001

can cross eyed people see straight? because if they cant, she's in the wrong line of business...

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

hmmm, maybe if she has one good eye she can...lol

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

sorry to just bust in, but WHAT?! a midget manicurist?! having those small hands all over my big hands--no way. i'd just lose it half way through and run out the door screaming, "I'M SORRY, I CAN'T TAKE IT!" i'd imagine she'd be doing pedicures. my apologies to any lurking ezabel midgets.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

sorry to just bust in, but WHAT?! a midget manicurist?! having those small hands all over my big hands--no way. i'd just lose it half way through and run out the door screaming, "I'M SORRY, I CAN'T TAKE IT!" i'd imagine she'd be doing pedicures. my apologies to any lurking ezabel midgets.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

D'OH!

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monsterEst. 2006

I have read this three times... every time I just uncontrollably bust out with laughter. :D

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

i know, me too

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