at least someone finds me amusing..haha. i would post a picture but i have no idea how to do that...
check for the name. i hope you don't mean Storm or Zayra. they're smokin' hot.
NOONOO, patrice. look:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8iZuPb8EyU
or this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8y2piUQ7m3Q
she's aight. you must really dislike her to say that she looks like JOHN CANDY dressed like a DOG!
HHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHHA. actually, i don't even dislike her..ha
with friends like you, who needs enemies?!
The goods...

dude, you are completely essential
BAHAHAHA!
hahaha..actually, she looks more like barf when her hair is all teased up and crazy...she looks normal when her hair is down...
you look like barf
does she? awesome!
that is the most awesome compliment that i've ever gotten!!! i usually get that i look like sloth from the goonies...
that's a gorgeous collage for a wedding