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ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

Celine dion and barry manilow in vegas!

HOORAY

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monsterEst. 2006 ·

They are doing something together... with Ali G... Oceans 13

http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2006/04/18/barry_manilow_celine_dion_aamp_sacha_bar/

theremin thereminOG 2002 ·

Ali G Speaking with George Paton Orange Lodge Grandmaster in Northern Ireland...

"Ali : When you is on your marches is there music?
George : There is lots of music.
Ali : Is you knocking out a drum and bass sound or is it more speed garage?
George : *pause* Er, different drummers have different styles.
Ali : Do you not think you should use a bit of human beat box? Then people could really chill.
Ali : Would you ever marry a protestant girl?
George : Perhaps.
Ali : Well that is a good gesture, no. Wot about marrying a Catholic girl?
George : Possibly because of my faith I would not.
Ali : But what if she was fit?
George : Again, because of my religion, no.
Ali : But what if she had her own car, AND sound system and she wasn't gonna be stealing money off you all the time. Would you marry 'er then?
George : I think I could be friends with Catholics.
[..............]
George : It's hard for some people to understand, but because of my faith, no.
Ali : But what if they woz really, really fit?
George : NO.
Ali : Wot about the band the Corrs? Would you marry them?
George : NO!
Ali : So you is telling me that if they walked in 'ere now and asked you to marry them you wouldn't.
George : Because of my faith, no.
Ali : All three of them.
George : NO.
Ali : So you really believe this stuff then!"

haha

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

ohhh, man. he's so funny. i love Borat more tho. he's got his own flick comin' out. can't wait.

"throw the jew down the well!"

theremin thereminOG 2002 ·

Don't think I know Borat.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

Like Ali-G, Borat is one of Sasha Baron Cohen's alter-egos. Same comedian, different costume, different shtick. Borat is supposed to be a reporter from Kazakhstan who is adjusting to American life. He's KILLER funny. I guess you've never seen the Ali-G show, but know well of it's subject.

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

i totally didn't realize that he's the french guy in Ricky Bobby

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

"you sound like a dog with peanut butter on the roof of his mouth."

funnily enough, in the movie, that character's main sponser is Perrier, my new favorite drink.

theremin thereminOG 2002 ·

The first time I saw Ali-G, I seriously didn't know he was... well... not like Ali-G I guess. Pretty funny.

theremin thereminOG 2002 ·

Oh I've seen Ali-G when I was living in England. Don't remember the Borat name tho.

Where and when does the Ali-G show even come on here? Must be HBO right? 'Cause I don't get HBO.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

HBO, yes

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

He is amazing. Think he'd marry me?

theremin thereminOG 2002 ·

Ali G? Yes. George? Depends if your Irish or Northern Irish.

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