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ilikebirds Aug 14, 2006

ian i abhor you. if you were a midget and needed something on the top shelf and i happened to be walking passed you with 10 stools and ladders i would not give you one!

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

what if the item on the top shelf was top shelf liqour

haha

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