isn't it weird that we call a set of stairs a flight?
i guess so, yeah. there are so many much odder things that we accept. like high fructose corn syrup. slim jims. parkways & driveways. and thai.
whoa whoa whoa...
How are slim jims odd?
Dude..
SLIM JIMS ARE AMAZING.
The 3rd greatest day in my life was when I was a young lad in the supermarket and I saw this Giant Jar..
It was red and yellow and white letters.
The white letters.. spelled out something.. but i couldn't read yet..
But i knew.. I knew what it was.. A giant jar of slim jims.
Greatest. thing. ever.
Everything great in life comes in GIANT JARS...
giant jar of slim jims.
giant jar of fruit snacks.
giant jar of beer
giant jar of ____________ ( Fill in the blank.. GO)
albinos!
albatross!
alpha century
oops, got distracted, I meant "alpha century!"
no, still got it wrong: alpha centuri!
get a grip, man
sorrz, I was out of my mind bored at work.
whiskey
oh man.. whiskey.
makes me violent...aggressive...and stupid