I summon the power of Monster to find a one-way retractable lan/ethernet cable!!! ceo needs one stat..

I have one in my bag... LOL http://www.macally.com/spec/specialties/connecting/lp_rj45.html Like this???

haha i was looking at that too... the thing is 20 bucks but 60 dollars for overnight shipping? thats outrageous

Ouch! $60 crazy... Alot of places carry MacAlley stuff... did you try an Applestore? (just called Rockaway but they don't have it but they said the bigger ones should, what one are you near?)

Kensington also carries a similar one... http://kensington.pricegrabber.com/search_getprod.php?vcode=KEN&partnum=33052 Plus Dell small business has it... do you have a connection there?