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rocksupastar Aug 21, 2006

like, so omg... some MENZ... do you guys have a hard time taking compliments? Like i TOTALLY dont know how to handle it when the other boyz tell me I have a rock hard butt or amazing steely bronze ...

socalgal Aug 21, 2006

ok calm down paris. dont you have a tanning bed waiting for you or something?

rocksupastar Aug 21, 2006

I dont need a tanning bed, i am naturally perfect and tanned and muscular. I came outta my mommy CLOSE to perfect... and every day... i just become... better.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

whatever pasty hilton.

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