Man, I'm so distracted at work today. I've got literally three things on my to-do list here, one I can't do today, one is completely irrelevant, and the last is just organizing a file that's so cr...

how about you stop your whinning and get me some taco bell.... DO something with your LIFE!

I got you taco bell! It's not my fault you ate it all at once.

that was like a year ago

You must be extremely distraught that they closed the one in Hackettstown. Are you having convulsions yet?

oh ive thrown my fits... im kinda excited that White Castle is opening up by there.

Oh man...Mike's gonna be one of those guys who leaves the holders in his car and smells them everyday.