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iwz iwz

Hello, I have nothing to talk about!

M
monsterEst. 2006

really how does that make you feel...

M
monsterEst. 2006

Do you have to give a roast speech Monday? embarrassing stories growing up? If so you all done? If not try your material out on us... bozo hasn't been around for so long...

iwz iwz

haha, i don't have to give any kind of speech as far as i know. and i really don't plan on it!

M
monsterEst. 2006

HEAR YE, HEAR YE! *bell clanging* Hear ye!

I call on all those eZabeler's deemed worthy of attending hear said nuptials, to ply our leader with potent potables, wherein saturation levels have been sufficiently accomplished to ensure verbal diarrhea please begin video taping and hand gameboy a microphone, THEN, and only then, have him say a few words for the happy couple!

:-P

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dgiaimoOG 2003

In other words, get him drunk and give him a mic.

M
monsterEst. 2006

sure if you want to be concise! ;-)

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