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malibu malibuOG 2001

so this morning we're in the middle of a pretty big chemistry lecture and this girls turns around and tells me to stop breathing so loudly. now at first i thought she was kidding cuz yeah i have asthma and when it acts up i tend to breathe like darth vader. so i ask, "are you kidding?" she shoots me this evil look and says i'm distracting her from the lessson.

i almost stood up and bunched her in the ovaries right there. i dont' even know this girl, we're in college not preschool, and maybe the fact that she got there 15 min late was why she didnt' understand what was going on. i feel so mad.

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

how does one "bunch" another one in the ovaries?

**don't hate me**

Buuuttttt, I was getting annoyed by loud breathing at the bookstudy on Monday night. I didn't have the heart to tell him to kick it down a notch. Nose whistles are the worst! I'm very easily agitated by sounds...

BUT, I prayed that Jehovah help me ignore it, and focus on the lesson, and it worked. But before that, I was getting ready to SCREAM.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

i would've kept up the breathing...LOL or shot my inhaler in her face lol

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