It's "talk like a pirate" day!!!
Avaste ye scurvy dogs!
yar! how could i have forgotten.
ARRRR I'm a pirate:
How does a pirate ask for a date?
"Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre ya free Saturday night?"
BAH!!!HAHAHA!!!
what kind of movies do pirates like?
Ones that are rated "ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"
Whats a pirates favorite fast food joint?
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRbys
what is a pirates favorite animal?
Arrrrrrrdvaark? Arrrrrrrrrrrrrmadillo?
A PARRRRRRRROT
what is a pirates favorite movie starring Cameron Diaz?
What kind of socks does a pirate wear?
ARRRRRRRRGYLE
what actor do pirates like the most?
Peter Saaarrrssgarrrd
HAHAHA this is my fave!
What arrrrrre pirates favorite body part to chop off?
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMs
If Pirates were in the military what division would they be in?
The ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMY
What do they call a Pirate that paints a lot?
ARRRRRRRRRRTSY
Who is a pirates favorite bodybuilder?
ARRRRRRRRRRNOLD Shcwarrrrrznegger
What is a pirates favorite punch-line?
ARRRRRRRRRRRRen't you glad i didn't say orange
Why don't people confuse Pirates with KNIghtS?
because they don't wear ARRRRRRMOR
what do you call a pirate that looks at me?
Arrrrrrroused
What is a pirates favorite science?
ARRRRRRRRRCHEOLOGY
What job do most pirates take up after retiring from piracy and such?
ARRRRRRRRRRRCHITECTURE!
What is a pirates favorite gas on the periodic table of elements?
ARRRRRRRRRgon
How do you pick up a pirate ?
... Hey baby baby pirate.. what sign are you?
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRies
What do you call a pirate that talks back to you?
ARRRRRRRRRRRRguementative
oh my goodness, i busted out laughing when i read that and now that girl is really looking at me
what does a pirate put in his coffee?
SugARRRRRRRR and cremARRRRRRRR
Aye, ye scurvy dog! Be that th' Skull & Scuppers? I be needin' t' swill a pint or two o' grog.
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Where does the blood flow in pirates...?
in the ARRRRRTeries