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socalgal socalgalOG 2003

so my friends finally scared me with a midget this weekend. we were dancing and i was turned away from a few of the girls (they were behind me) and i felt something brush my thigh. i look down and it was a midget. OMG i got so scared i couldnt scream....so i ran and hid behind my friend Al.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

Midgets like it when you knee them in the face

mandie mandieOG 2001

you better wear gloves when you do that...

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