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alex Oct 4, 2006

i think the toughest decision for jp is not finding someone to marry, but choosing just one of all the millions of hot girls lined up to marry him, lol. for serious jp, it's easy... JUST PICK ON...

malibu malibuOG 2001

haha i was thinking the same thing. every other girl is in love with jp.

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brothermanOG 2004

Man up and talk to one Preston! Hahahaha....

jp jpOG 2003

hahah i do, i talk to all of them. they seem to lose interest once my conversation turns to the advantages of utilizing a split backs formation in congregation football games...

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

you need to mix the two. Tell them you'd like to tackle them at a congregation pick up game..

malibu malibuOG 2001

hahaha. good advice. the girlies will love it.

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brothermanOG 2004

Well, HunkpapaP's advice is solid...haha...Also try talking about normal stuff, like their hair, eyes, and clothes. You have to talk on their level. Make them feel good. The only thing girls know about football is that the ball is shaped weird and that it is a rough sport.

jp jpOG 2003

haha im kidding, i dont really talk to girls about football. well sometimes i do. but only if i know that a)theyll like it or b) i'm trying to make them not feel so stinkin' self centered and think about their hair, eyes, and clothes.

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brothermanOG 2004

Hahaha...

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

hey now, some girls are actually into sports and know what football is, maybe that's the key, find someone who you have things in common with instead of asking what to say to a girl just so you can say what she wants to hear

jp jpOG 2003

thats cool if she likes sports. i really don't care that much though. whats really cool is if she hates sports but will still bring you beer while you watch.

that was a joke, dont worry.

what i really mean is its really cool if she hates sports but will still watch it with you sometimes. because then you know she really is great. and i wouldnt mind hanging out with someone i really like and watching chick flicks if thats what she likes, as long as i was with her.

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