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thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

so guys i've heard that some people who think they're thugs have been hating on us. so i wrote a letter to all the wack mcs!!

hold up the ryhmes and stop the commotion,
what's all this frontin and self promotion?
everyone thinking that they're the best
well if you're gonna come then you just better come correct
cuz all too many times
does one dabble in ryhmes
thinking that they're fresh
and tryin to drop lines
but there's no need to self promote
just go on back and read what you wrote
does it bite? no not really
does it flow? no it don't
but my licks are like mind tricks that turn fools to stone
i'm sprinting and dashing like you're all in slow-mo
while you stress to impress with inarticulate prose
So don't tell me stories about all of your glory
cuz your flow is faux
and that's the real story.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

this is really good. it rolls very well.

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