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originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004

MINI STORY: HOW BEING BILINGUAL SAVED MY BROWN BUNSLast night I had to work (getting ready for today) until 8:00pm HOORAY! Not, lol!

Anywayze knowing I was ;low on gas and wouldn't have time to stop this morning I popped by the ATM for some cash.
There are several restaraunts around the ATM and a grocery so I felt pretty safe.

While I was getting the cash there wasn't anyone nearby.
As I was leaving the ATM I heard a deep male voice yell "HEY" I don't know anyone that sounds like this person, and I didn't see anyone I knew anyhow so I kept walking /increased my speed. At first I rationalized to myself with all the possible witnesses this dude is not going to attempt anything.

I WAS SOOOO WRONG! This Joker sped up behind me and started SCREAMING "Hey you can't say hi to nobody!?!" I quickly walked up and over to the entrance of a returaunt kitchen, then peeked over my shoulder.
The guy stopped (AND NO I DIDN'T KNOW THE LOSER)I approached this guys outside of the kitchen...didn't even occur to me to speak English,. I told him I was being followed and that the guy was SCREAMING after me.

The man was so nice he said to stand over by him out of the rain. After a min the man asked if I still saw this random fellow. When I finally looked the man was gone but, the kitchen guy asked me where my car was and told me he would watch me to my car...and he did. As I drove off I waved and rolled my window down to thank him.

It'd be an understatment to say my feathers were ruffled but, I'm so glad I could communicate efficiently enough to get out of that pickle...saved my buns, let me tell you =)

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

yikes that's crazy, close call

iwz iwz

Hey, I just wanted to say hi!

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004

Hey there ;)

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