ahhh sometimes i really think i am capable of so much more than i am actually capable of

the other day i was at my parents house and there was something on a high shelf, it was like a shelf above a doorway.. and i wanted to reach it

and i THOUGHT that i could just jump up, grab onto the doorjamb with one hand, and with the other arm reach up to the shelf and get the object i wanted to get - it was like this old photo i wanted to get

anyway

my face and body slammed into the door.. what.. a foot off the ground? and everyone laughed

that was fun

the worst part was, i was like really really puzzled and disappointed that i wasn't able to do this