wait a sec. is this about your girlfriend

haha nah, she's not that bad. the deal is that she watches football with me, and i watch one of her shows with her

why watch other people play sports why not go out and play sports

cuz i enjoy doing both. cuz i'm balanced. like mary poppins, i'm practically perfect in every way. deal with it.

Can you imagine being on your deathbed and contemplating the fact that you spent YEARS of your life laying on a couch hoping that a team you like would win next let's not be that guy

i don't think watching a 3 hour football game once every week or two or 3 months a year is the same thing as plopping down every day and watching the tube for 4 hours a day, every day. i was talki...